Donor

Many of our students (and probably colleagues) are completely taken aback when they learn of the proposal by certain Feng Shui specialist, who suggested to donate HK$10-billion to our medical school - with the condition that we change our name to XXX School of Medicine.

That's rather horrific, I agree.

But, on a second thought, that may not be an entirely bad idea; it depends on how you use the money.

I would suggest the following:

• Retain $6-billion for internal use.
• Give $2-billion to our sister medical school so that they could return to the one who donated $1-billion to them in 2005. (Let him have a generous interest; he is a businessman after all.)
• Donate another $2-billion to that sister medical school so that they could be renamed to "XXX School of Medicine - Hong Kong Island Branch". (You could sue them for sexual discrimination if they do not accept: they accepted a worse term four years ago from a man.)

For those obsessive with business terms, this is acquisition, not merge.