Tuesday, June 14, 2011

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(It would be naive if you think the discussion ended there.)

"You have a point," the Party representative paused for while, and then he added, ""It's really not appropriate to include a question on Marxism in their final examination paper."

"Of course. I mean, even if they give the perfect answer, it does not guarantee our graduates would become loyal followers of the Party." The stern academic believed he had a new alliance.

"Oh, we have no intention to make them keen practitioners of communism what-so-ever. The aim of my office is to make sure our university graduates have sufficient factual knowledge on Karl Marx and the related theories. Practice is beyond our reach." The poker-face young man said.

"Alas..." The others could not believe their ears.

"Therefore, in order not to disturb the learning and examination of serious physics," the representative went on, "I think we should set up a separate examination on the theory of communism - probably some time before the final examination, and every student must pass before they are eligible of sitting for the final. We can then expand the scope to be examined - How about having four full-length questions ?"

The discipline master was silent. For a moment, he felt sorry for his students. A minute later, he became convinced the great country should simply employ sociologists to take charge of the nuclear missile project, and, for the same argument, philosophers (or clergy) to be physicians.

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