Sunday, July 20, 2008

Complaint

GC receives a complaint from the medical students - I find it unbelievable.

The story goes like this: The introverted hematologist was scheduled by some governor of the universe to have a seminar for the final year students earlier this week. As we expect from all dinosaurs of administration, it took quite some time for a nerve signal to be transmitted from the tail to the anus, and our professor was again scheduled (alas, by that anus, I suppose) to do a tutorial for the third-year students at the same time - apparently right at the next room.

Alas, you can tell what would happen next. The more senior students were attended to - and those new comers went straight to the faculty office and fired.

The tutorial was scheduled to another time, of course. I met our autistic friend in the corridor some days later, and he was still thoroughly disappointed. If I were him, I would certainly remind the delinquent children that I would ensure they have a fair treatment in the examination.

By the way, there are two ways we treat our students in examination: fair or nice.

PS. To be exact, it takes around 3 seconds for a reflex arc between the tail and the anus of a Titanosaur to work - sufficient for Liu Xiang (劉翔) to make a 25-meter escape, with hurdles on the way.

No comments: