Blessed

(Backbench discussion during grand round.)

Nursing officer: Ah.... (snoring)

Nephrologist: Are you alright?

Nursing officer: Fine. I'm just bored.

Nephrologist: That's what I always pray for.

Nursing officer: Ah... (confused)

Nephrologist: My humble wish everyday when I wake up is I would like an absolutely boring day, and nothing exciting is going to happen. By the time when I'm off work, if I could say the day was boring and I was doing dull paper work in front of my computer from eight to six, I would feel I am blessed.

Alas, Utopia is a place with nothing for historians to record.

PS. Of course, the Utopia of absolute zero could achieve this very aim by silencing all historians.