Monday, February 27, 2012

Jokes

Trainee: The patient's daughter asked when would the patient die.

Trainer: How did you reply?

Trainee: I just muddled and said it depends.

Trainer: Quite true. It depends on when we need the bed.

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(After Lunar New Year holiday.)

Student: I am sorry we did not fix up with the tutorial scheduled before Christmas. Can you do it now?

Teacher: Of course that's not possible. You've passed the time and I consider you guys have given up that session.

Student: But we really miss your lesson.

Teacher: No problem. You have now learnt a lesson.

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