Friday, April 18, 2014

Announcement

(An announcement from the Department of Transport of an imaginary city.)

To whom it may concern,

In order to achieve the important goal of eliminating all traffic accident, the Department of Transport decides to ban driving practice in the street by students of the School of Motoring. Although there is no evidence to show that driving students are an important cause of traffic accident, the Department sees the potential risk of allowing students to practice driving in the street. Feedback from some senior teachers of the School of Motoring also confirms that the new generation driving students may not be mature enough to handle the stress in the street in real-life. In response to the need of cultivating safe drivers, the government has decided to allocate extra resource to the above-mentioned driving experts for setting up a new Driving Skill Simulation Centre so that future students could learn driving in a stress-free environment.

Let’s work together and jump on any trivial incident. As to road safety, we should not be forgiving and no minor accident is acceptable.

XXX
Minister of Transportation
18 April 2034

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