Fantasia

Just a random collection of some weird thoughts:

1. Dinosaurs got extincted because their size became so big that nerve signals from their tail never reaches the brain.
2. Neither the university nor hospital authority would arrange professional examination (i.e. final MB and licentiate examination) in the future - because there is a complaint from the Patients' Right Association that doctors should use their time to treat patients rather than organizing examination.
3. Don't worry. There would not be a shortage of doctor. Since 80% of the medical practice involves common sense rather than any specific knowledge, the medical council concluded that 80% of the medical curriculum is not necessary. In other words, you need just one year of medical education.
   
4. Mr. Tsang takes away the fruit money from our senior citizens so that the latter could not throw banana or other vegetables to the CE in the future.
5. Yung Chi Kin (榮智健) would be awarded the Gold Bauhinia Star Medal (金紫荆星章) next July - for successfully diverting all public attention and possibly colourful languages away from Mr. Tsang.