Accreditation

(The interview with King Solomon continued.)

"What are you going to do actually ?" The reporter asked.

"I shall ask all players to prepare written protocols for what they do." The wise man said.

"What kind of protocols ?"

"Protocols for everything - all possible and impossible scenarios that they may encounter during a match. For example, how they handle a penalty kick, what they do if they lose the ball to the opponent, and what to do if they sprain their knee during the match." The King explained.

"I suppose all football players know them well ?" The reporter was puzzled.

"Yes, but they have to write it down, and we will have dedicated people to come around regularly and check to make sure they do put down the details on paper. More so, soccer is a dynamic game, and the situation keeps changing. Our players need to update the protocol real time during a match."

"How could that happen ?"

"That's easy. For that eleven players who join the match, I shall assign two to sit down, do the record, and dedicate their time to prepare the protocols !" His Highness finished solemnly.

PS. As a fan of Liverpool, I find it plain enough why the team was not doing well: They do not have enough money, they could not recruit good players, and the club is led by aliens.