Friday, June 25, 2010

Liverpool

While we are all paying attention to the World Club, an exciting news comes from the Liverpool Football Club.

After Rafael Benitez was fired, Martin Broughton (chairman of the club) finds, what he believes, the most appropriate new manager - King Solomon from the East.

And an interview was promptly arranged with a local TV channel.

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"I think you agree, your Highness, that the football team was not doing very well in the past few years. Many good opportunities were missed, and, more importantly, there were thousands of careless mistakes. There is, in short, risk everywhere !" The reporter began.

"Very true," the new manager was affirmative, "In fact, I have a good plan ..."

"Eh ...?" The reporter had a hallucination that he was talking to Baldrick of the Black Adder.

"Based on my successful experience in the East, I will starting doing an accreditation exercise for the football club." The King said solemnly.

(To be continued.)

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