Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Group

The mass began with a speech by the second brain of the Stegosaurus Authority. His message was simple: All creatures in the solar system could pray, but the Lord would choose who and when to reply.

(The very question is, of course, why the second brain of a stegosaurus could speak for the Lord. Well, Fritz could speak for Count Westwest in The Castle, and, in a strong country on Earth, a fox could represent a tiger.)

After the remarkable speech, the Schwarm split into groups and discussed strategies of specific areas.  Em… all creatures discuss; if we define thinking as any exchange of neurotransmitter between neurons, we would have to agree all vibration waves generated  by vocal cord are some form of discussion. On the other hand, you may have a tiny trace of concern to see a group that made up of an Eskimo, an earthworm, a blue whale, a squid from Venus, and a praying mantis from Neptune were assigned to discuss the five year plan of the tropical rain forest.

Alas, you guess that much: The strategy was decided by the earthworm !

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