(Another message from another constellation to a humble academic on Earth.)
Dear Professor X,
Thanks for your application of the research grant. Your proposal has been reviewed by 3 external experts. The scores are as followings:
Reviewer #1: 5
Reviewer #2: 5
Reviewer #3: 4
Final score: 3
Therefore your application could not be funded.
Good luck next time, et cetera.
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(By the way, the maximum score is 5 for each reviewer, and the final score should be the mean or median of the three individual score. When X showed this message to his friend, he got the following reply.)
Dear X,
I believe that's how they arrived at the conclusion:
5+5+4 = 14 = 1+4 = 3
Sincerely,
A malicious nephrologist on Earth
PS. No, one plus four does not equal three - except for aliens coming from a universe with different rules of physics.
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