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(Accreditation report from an extraterrestrial.)

Analysis Report criterion #389965026819938

Priority action items:

The guidelines for medical officers writing in the health record should be... such that empty lines or gaps should not be left between or within entries in the written notes. This should be audited for all clinical disciplines. 

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(Suggested response report from a malacious nephrologist.)

Dear all,

In order to comply with the priority action items recommended by our friends outside the solar system and to go one step further, our hospital will disable the space bar and the "Enter" button of all computer keyboards with immediate effect.

After all, Augustus did not need the concept of zero to build the Roman Empire.

Sincerely, et cetera.